I was in the bathroom yesterday with one of my coworkers, J-Mo. We peed at the urinals side by side, and afterwards J-Mo remarked on the way I wash my hands.

“You’re a rinser too?” He said.

J-Mo, like me, doesn’t feel the need to really scrub your hands down with soap after peeing. We discussed the matter further. My theory is that in the shower I am probably the most thorough when washing my crotch. J-Mo also pointed out that it’s under two layers of clothing all day.

“Your hands are what’s dirty. You should wash your dick after you take a piss.”

While admittedly vulgar, he has a point.